I just had to post something about my last post. I stand by the ideas behind it, but it shows that the immediacy of the Internet may not always be good for clarity of execution.
As I re-read the post, I discovered that I had left out a sentence that should have been present, and I broke the paragraphs up incorrectly. Or, at least, I broke them up in a way that's not as clear for the reader as I intended.
Here it is again, with the changes in italics:
Every now and then, I finish eating and the waitress brings me a credit card bill to sign with a pen from another restaurant.
Signing a bill in one restaurant with a pen from another always makes me laugh a little bit.
(New paragraph) However, if I owned a restaurant, I sure as heck would not want to be advertising somebody else in my own eatery.
What would I do? For what it's worth, here is my contribution to restaurant marketing.
Firstly, I'd confiscate all the pens I could find from other restaurants.
Secondly, I'd buy a whole bunch of cheap promotional pens with my restaurant's name and address on them. (Eliminate a paragraph break.) I'd make sure every customer had one of these pens to sign his credit card receipt.
On a side-note, I'd also encourage patrons to keep the pens in hopes they would use them to sign their bills at other restaurants.
There. Isn't that better? Amazing what looking at something after a couple days will do for you.
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Negative advertising
Every now and then, I finish eating and the waitress brings me a credit card bill to sign and hands me a pen from another restaurant.
While it always makes me laugh a little bit, if I owned a restaurant, I sure as heck would not want to be advertising somebody else's place.
Firstly, I'd take away all her pens.
Secondly, I'd buy a whole bunch of cheap promotional pens with my restaurant's name and address on them.
I'd make sure every customer had one of these pens to sign his credit card receipt. I'd also encourage patrons to keep the pens and use them to sign their bills at other restaurants.
While it always makes me laugh a little bit, if I owned a restaurant, I sure as heck would not want to be advertising somebody else's place.
Firstly, I'd take away all her pens.
Secondly, I'd buy a whole bunch of cheap promotional pens with my restaurant's name and address on them.
I'd make sure every customer had one of these pens to sign his credit card receipt. I'd also encourage patrons to keep the pens and use them to sign their bills at other restaurants.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Groo-vy (but a little late)
The second issue of the new Groo series is out, but I just found a prequel at MySpace Dark Horse Presents. I should have never stopped linking to those issues, doggone it.
(For some reason that link is going to the current issues of DHP, so you'll have to look for issue 28, which was last month's installment, to find the Groo story. Sorry. It's still worth it.)
Here's a preview of the first couple of pages of issue 2.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
25th Anniversary Usagi stuff!
Aren't these cool? They are statues of the Usagi Yojimbo characters. From Roku Toys.
They are awfully expensive, at $89 apiece and $399 for the set.
Here's the PR material:
Star Wars Master Sculptor, Tony McVey sculpted these highly detailed polystone statues in time to celebrate the 25th year anniversary of Usagi Yojimbo. This eagerly anticipated line of statues is sure to delight fans of all ages.
Unfortunately, they were delayed and won't start shipping until January:
Yes, we know it's a drag and we're very, very sorry for the delay. Due to unforeseen manufacturing circumstances, the release of the "Usagi Yojimbo - Series One" collection will be delayed until January, 2010.
Here are some more preview images.
If the statues cost too much for you, go buy some of the comics. "Usagi" is one of my favorite comic books.
Also in celebration of the 25th anniversary, Stan Sakai wrote a fully painted a new graphic novel, called "Yokai." Yours for a little less than $11 on Amazon.com. Here's some preview art.
NFL Head-to-Head (Another Weak Week)
It's underdog week! We are picking underdogs this week:
Dave:
Bengals over Vikings
Panthers over Patriots
Bonus Pick: Navy beats Army
Me:
Chargers over Cowboys
Bears over Packers
Bonus Pick: Mangini keeps his job another week.
Dave:
Bengals over Vikings
Panthers over Patriots
Bonus Pick: Navy beats Army
Me:
Chargers over Cowboys
Bears over Packers
Bonus Pick: Mangini keeps his job another week.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Browns beat Steelers (Random thoughts about last night's game)
Been a while since we could say that, eh?
I went to bed with the Browns winning 3-0, figuring it would be all downhill from there. I assumed the Steelers would pancake the obviously inferior team from Cleveland.
I remember thinking, as the kick that put them ahead 3-0 went through the uprights, "Is this the first time all year they have held a lead?"
I wish I had stayed up to watch the rest.
Brady Quinn didn't look all that good, only passing for 90 yards, but the defense looked a lot better than the offense.
If the Browns had played like that more often, Eric Mangini might have a job at the end of the season. Maybe if they finish like that, he still will.
Josh Cribbs may be the best player the Browns have had since they returned. Maybe he's the best since Bernie Kosar retired.
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