Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Why the Cleveland Indians will still be awful in 2011


In a recent article at fanhouse.com penned (or rather, typed) by Pat McManamon, formerly of the Akron Beacon Journal, Cleveland Indians general manager in waiting Chris Antonetti said he thinks the Indians will be better next year.
“Our expectations are that we'll be a better team next year. And hopefully appreciably better,” was exactly what Antonetti said.
It would be nice to think this will happen, but I doubt it. Here’s a series of reasons:
No matter what else happens, the Indians need a couple of power hitters. They need a couple of middle of the order hitters like Albert Belle, Manny Ramirez, Jim Thome, Juan Gonzales, Lou Boudreau, Rocky Colavito, Boog Powell, Andre Thornton, Joe Carter, Tris Speaker or someone like that. They don’t have a single player right now who fits that mold.
While Shinn Soo Choo is a really fun player to watch, he isn’t going to hit 40 home runs and drive in 120. He’s probably a number two hitter on a championship team, not a three place hitter or a cleanup guy.
They don’t have a middle of the order, and there are no sure-fire candidates.
There’s no way to know what the Indians will get from Grady Sizemore. Even if he comes back full throttle and hits third, that still only fills half of the bill. Besides, he usually hits leadoff.
Carlos Santana showed great promise, but he will lost a half season of development time. I hope he turns into Manny Ramirez, but right now, it’s an “if.”
Matt LaPorta has had stretches during which he has shown some power and overall hitting ability, but a quick glance at his numbers shows he hasn’t been really productive yet. More telling is that he usually hits sixth, behind (ahem) Shelley Duncan and Jayson Nix.
Side-note: One clue that says you are a pretty awful baseball team is that you have guys like Duncan and Nix hitting in the middle of your order.
Speaking of Nix, the infield defense has been awful.
Nix has been hitting since he got to Cleveland, but for some reason the Indians have insisted on playing him at third base where he has been clearly out of position.
Luis Valbuena and playing defense shouldn’t go in the same sentence. At second, he has shown awful hands, but tried to make up for it by being consistently out of position.
Many of the defensive ratings show Asdrubal Cabrera to have below-average range, Terry Pluto wrote recently. Oddly, Cabrera came to the major leagues as a great glove, no-hit guy. He effectively has reversed that at the major league level, being a great hitter but below average shortstop.
The sad thing is that both Cabrera and Nix and pretty good second basemen, but the Indians don’t seem to have a defensive whiz ready to go at shortstop.
It looks as though they don’t like Jason Donald’s bat or glove at short, as he has been the primary second baseman since Cabrera returned. To his credit, he always seems to hustle and play smart wherever he plays.
As for the pitchers, I could drag this out and go through the list, but here’s the short version: Other than Fausto Carmona, the Indians do not have a battle-tested pitcher. And, who knows what Carmona will be like next year?
Usually, in the season like this one, one or two guys that you never heard of become key players. This year, I don’t know if anyone has stepped up, and almost all the veterans have been traded.
Who are the Indians best three players going into next year? Probably Cabrera, Choo and Sizemore.
Compared with the Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Braves, Cardinals, Twins, White Sox, Rays or Rangers, and you’ll see the Indians are very far behind the pack.

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Harvey Awards winners for this year are ...



How many of this year's best comics have you read? I starred the ones I have.

Random notes:
Looks like "Asterios Polyp" was pretty well received. Justly so. But, how does David Mazzuchelli win the best letterer award? I always think Todd Klein deserves it every year.
How could a book about Harvey Kurtzman himself not win the award? It is a great book, and oddly enought I am in the process of reading it now.
I read one issue of "Chew," and while it's clever, I think "iZombie" is better.

Best Writer
Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead (Image Comics)
Best Artist
Robert Crumb, Book of Genesis (W.W. Norton)
Best Cartoonist
Darwyn Cooke, Richard Stark’s Parker: The Hunter (IDW Publishing)*
Best Letterer
David Mazzucchelli, Asterios Polyp (Pantheon)*
Best Inker
Klaus Janson, The Amazing Spider-Man (Marvel)
Best Colorist
Laura Martin, The Rocketeer: The Complete Adventures (IDW Publishing)
Best Cover Artist
Mike Mignola, Hellboy: The Bride of Hell (Dark Horse)*
Best New Talent
Rob Guillory, Chew (Image Comics)*
Best New Series
Chew (Image Comics)*
Best Continuing or Limited Series
The Walking Dead (Image Comics)
Best Original Graphic Publication for Younger Readers
The Muppet Show Comic Book (BOOM! Studios)
Best Anthology
Wednesday Comics (DC Comics)
Best Original Graphic Album
Asterios Polyp, by David Mazucchelli (Pantheon)*
Best Previously Published Graphic Album
Mice Templar, Vol. 1, byzBryan J.L. Glass and Michael Avon Oeming (Image Comics)
Best Syndicated Strip or Panel
Mutts, by Patrick McDonnell (King Features Syndicate)*
Best Domestic Reprint Project
The Rocketeer: The Complete Adventures, by Dave Stevens; edited by Scott Dunbier (IDW Publishing)
Best American Edition of Foreign Material
The Art of Osamu Tezuka: God of Manga, by Helen McCarthy (Abrams ComicArts)
Best Online Comics Work
PvP, by Scott Kurtz
Special Award for Humor in Comics
Bryan Lee O’Malley, Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 5 (Oni Press)
Special Award for Excellence in Presentation
The Rocketeer: The Complete Adventures, by Dave Stevens; edited by Scott Dunbier (IDW Publishing)
Best Biographic, Historical or Journalistic Presentation
Art of Harvey Kurtzman: The Mad Genius of Comics, by Denis Kitchen and Paul Buhle (Abrams ComicArts)*
Best Single Issue or Story
Asterios Polyp, by David Mazucchelli (Pantheon)*

For what it's worth, here's how I might have voted, had I a vote. I left off some categories because either I hadn't read any of the entries, I didn't like any of the entries (true in the "best writer" and "Best inker" categories" or I didn't have a strong preference:

BEST ARTIST
____ Robert Crumb, "BOOK OF GENESIS", W.W. Norton
____ Guy Davis, "BPRD: BLACK GODDESS", Dark Horse Comics
____ Brian Fies, "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW?", Abrams ComicArts
____ David Petersen, "MOUSE GUARD : WINTER 1152", Archaia Entertainment
____ Frank Quitely, "BATMAN AND ROBIN", DC Comics
__X_ JH Williams III, "DETECTIVE COMICS", DC Comics

BEST CARTOONIST
____ Darwyn Cooke, "RICHARD STARK’S PARKER: THE HUNTER", IDW
____ Jeff Kinney, "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID #3: THE LAST STRAW", Amulet Books
____ Roger Langridge, "THE MUPPET SHOW COMIC BOOK", BOOM! Studios
____ David Mazzucchelli, "ASTERIOS POLYP", Pantheon
__X_ Seth, "GEORGE SPROTT (1894-1975)", Drawn and Quarterly

BEST COLORIST
____ Brian Fies, "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW?", Abrams ComicArts
____ Steve Hamaker, "BONE: CROWN OF HORNS”, Graphix
____ Laura Martin, "THE ROCKETEER: THE COMPLETE ADVENTURES", IDW
____ David Mazzucchelli, "ASTERIOS POLYP", Pantheon
__X_ Dave Stewart, "BPRD: BLACK GODDESS", Dark Horse Comics

BEST COVER ARTIST
____ Jenny Frison, "THE DREAMER", IDW
____ Mike Mignola, "HELLBOY: THE BRIDE OF HELL", Dark Horse Comics
____ Michael Avon Oeming, "MICE TEMPLAR: DESTINY, PART I", Image Comics
____ Frank Quitely, "BATMAN AND ROBIN", DC Comics
__X_ JH Williams III, "DETECTIVE COMICS", DC Comics

BEST CONTINUING OR LIMITED SERIES
__X_ "BEASTS OF BURDEN", Dark Horse Comics
____ "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID", Amulet Books
____ "GANGES",  Fantagraphics Books
____ "INVINCIBLE", Image Comics
____ "SCALPED", Vertigo/DC Comics
____ "THE WALKING DEAD", Image Comics

BEST ANTHOLOGY
____ "ACT-I-VATE PRIMER", IDW
____ "FLIGHT # 6", Villard
____ "POPGUN # 3", Image Comics
____ "STRANGE TALES", Marvel Comics
__X_ "WEDNESDAY COMICS", DC Comics

BEST SYNDICATED STRIP OR PANEL
____ "CUL-DE-SAC", by Richard Thompson, Universal Press Syndicate
____ "FOXTROT", by Bill Amend, Universal Press Syndicate
____ "GET FUZZY", by Darby Conley, United Feature Syndicate
__X_ "MUTTS", by Patrick McDonnell, King Features Syndicate
____ "PEARLS BEFORE SWINE", by Stephan Pastis, United Feature Syndicate

BEST DOMESTIC REPRINT PROJECT
____ "THE BEST OF SIMON AND KIRBY", by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby; edited by Steve Saffel, Titan Books
__X_ "HUMBUG", conceived and edited by Harvey Kurtzman and created by Harvey Kurtzman, Jack Davis, Will Elder, Al Jaffee and Arnold Roth; edited by Gary Groth, Fantagraphics Books
____ "RIP KIRBY", by Alex Raymond;  edited by Dean Mullaney, IDW
____ "THE ROCKETEER:  THE COMPLETE ADVENTURES”, by Dave Stevens; edited by Scott Dunbier, IDW
____ "THE TOON TREASURY OF CLASSIC CHILDREN'S COMICS", edited by Art Spiegelman and Francoise Mouly, Abrams ComicsArt

SPECIAL AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN PRESENTATION
____ "ART OF HARVEY KURTZMAN: THE MAD GENIUS OF COMICS", by Denis Kitchen and Paul Buhle, Abrams ComicArts
____ "THE BRINKLEY GIRLS: THE BEST OF NELL BRINKLEY’S CARTOONS FROM 1913-1940", edited by Trina Robbins, Fantagraphics Books
____ "GEORGE SPROTT (1894-1975)", by Seth, Drawn and Quarterly
____ "THE ROCKETEER: THE COMPLETE ADVENTURES", by Dave Stevens, edited by Scott Dunbier, IDW
____ "SECRET IDENTITY: THE FETISH ART OF SUPERMAN’S CO-CREATOR JOE SHUSTER",  edited by Craig Yoe, Abrams ComicArts
__X_ "WEDNESDAY COMICS", edited by Mark Chiarello, DC Comics

BEST BIOGRAPHICAL, HISTORICAL OR JOURNALISTIC PRESENTATION
____ "ALTER-EGO", edited by Roy Thomas, TwoMorrows
__X_ "ART OF HARVEY KURTZMAN: THE MAD GENIUS OF COMICS", by Denis Kitchen  and Paul Buhle, Abrams ComicArts
____ "THE BEST OF SIMON AND KIRBY", by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby edited by Steve Saffel, Titan Books
____ "THE COMICS JOURNAL", edited by Gary Groth, Michael Dean and Kristy Valenti, Fantagraphics Books
____ "UNDERGROUND CLASSICS", by James Danky and Denis Kitchen, Abrams ComicArts

Chiaroscuro video

This video runs about four minutes, but it is definitely worth spending the time to watch. I found it on Scott McCloud's Web site. (Which, if you have not seen you'd probably also like.)

Sunday, August 29, 2010

A post you may have read in an e-mail

But, if you didn't, here's what I said:

Not that it went so far away, but I have horribly been neglecting my blog this summer.

To fix this, I have re-built the site with a somewhat new look, and I plan to be adding content regularly. In my best months, I was posting an average of once every couple of days and I think I can resume that pace.

Anyway, I am sending out an e-mail blast in the hopes of gaining some readers. Feel free to send the link out to anybody who might be interested.

I was once told all it is about is comic books and baseball, but it's also about lots of other things, including what I eat for breakfast, nun fights, bad experiences on airlines (especially United), commercials that really stink, interesting links I find and various other things I think up. I considered breaking it up into different blogs, but I decided I'd have a half-dozen little blogs that never got updated. I did not delete all the old stuff, so if you want to go read that, feel free.

If nothing else, come and vote on my poll. I try to keep them of general interest.

Opening band for a new era!

What better to help me re-start this thing but another song from Paul and Storm: "Opening Band?" If I could only find the original file of the upside-down picture of me over there, I'd register on their site as a "minion."

Not in honor of Paris Hilton

in light of Paris Hilton's recent arrest on allegations of cocaine possession, I present a link to a Paul and Storm song that called, "Anything But Paris."