Monday, June 30, 2008

Tell the truth -- "Young Liars" trailer is cool


For those of you who remember cartoonist David Lapham's "Stray Bullets," this new comic book, "Young Liars," may well be a welcome variation on a theme.

Like much of Lapham's work, it's about deeply flawed people involved in a swirling out of control world of crime and violence.

That said, now here's something we hope you'll really like: a movie trailer for a comic book! No matter what you think of Lapham or his comics, the animation on this trailer is really awesome.

Findlay, Ohio gets a mention in the Washington Post

And not in a good way. It seems some people in the ol' Flag City are choosing to believe false rumors about presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Regardless of your politics, let's get the story straight, at least.

I wonder if someone started a rumor that McCain was brainwashed in Vietnam and secretly trained by the Viet Cong as a sleeper agent for the KGB only to be activated upon reciting the presidential oath of office, would some people believe that, too?

Meanwhile, Tiffin squabbles over the county courthouse and Fostoria, well, just squabbles.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Paul and Storm bring us a "Nun Fight"


Go listen to this. You'll enjoy it, especially if you are Catholic. Or, maybe if you aren't Catholic. Remember to hit "play" at the top.

Here's how Paul and Storm explain what you really ought to check out right now and listen to:

We recently read a report that a convent in southern Italy has been shut down after a fistfight broke out between the three remaining nuns there.
Since these nuns now are left with a lot of free time, no steady work, and few marketable workplace skills, there appears to be only one obvious choice…
Pay-per-view Nun Fight.
Admit it, you’d kinda wanna see it too.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Stephen Colbert is all over Marvel Comics

Not many men can say they are running for president in a fictional comic book universe.

Not many men can say they have spent the day doing a "Daily Show" segment at the Seneca County Jail in Tifin, Ohio.

Only one man can lay claim to both!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Something I never thought I'd see



So, we took a family trip to the Louisville Zoo. This picture is, indeed, exactly what you think it is.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Airline re-regulation?

This is a post by Mark Evanier that links to a speech from a former airline official who has some suggestions to improve the airlines. Anything that would make airline travel easier would be greatly appreciated.

Another view on Omar

Here's a column by our friend Terry Pluto that also says Omar Vizquel should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame. If you look around the Internet, you'll see a lot of sentiment to that effect lately.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

And, he'd probably have an Indians hat on his bust


Should Omar Vizquel be in the Baseball Hall of Fame? I say yes.

My thinking is pretty simple on the matter: with 11 gold gloves, Vizquel is one of the greatest fielding shortstops not only of his era, but of all time. The only player with more gold gloves as a shortstop is Ozzie Smith, who has 13 to Vizquel’s 11.

One would tend to link Smith and Vizquel, because many people can remember both playing. They both were switch hitters who played acrobatic defense at short. Both were largely considered the best shortstops in the game when they played. Neither was an especially good hitter, although they both had seasons where they were very productive with their bats as well as their gloves. Both had exactly one season they hit more than .300.

However, according to the wonderful site Baseball-Reference.com, the most similar player in baseball history to Omar Vizquel is Luis Aparicio. The site uses Bill James “Similarity Score” method to make the comparison. For the record, Smith scores 901 out of a possible 1,000 points, while Aparicio scores 927.

The next most comparable player to Vizquel is Rabbit Maranville at 885. He played from 1912-1935, during a career spanning the dead-ball era and the following era of Babe Ruth and home runs.

Why does this matter? All three of Vizquel’s closest matches using this method are in the Hall of Fame.

Given that he was the closest, here are some facts to compare Vizquel and Aparicio.

To start, both are from Venezuela. Aparicio debuted with the White Sox at age 22, Vizquel debuted with the Mariners at age 22.

Aparicio showed up more often in the MVP voting, ten times to Vizquel’s one.

The meat of the debate comes from their fielding records, though. During their careers, Vizquel won more gold gloves, 11 to 9. That would seem to say that Vizquel was better, compared to his peers.

Looking closer, the first thing that jumped out at me was Aparicio’s assist totals. Either he had greater range than Vizquel, or he played for teams with more ground ball pitchers.

In Aparicio’s top three seasons, he had 563, 535 and 551 assists. Vizquel’s top three seasons were 475, 447 and 444. Games played were not that different.

Offsetting that, however, are the players’ error totals.

Aparicio’s top three seasons, in terms of most errors, were 35 (his rookie year), 30 and 25 (how symmetrical). Omar’s were 20, 18 and 15 (twice).

So, I suppose, just by looking at numbers, we can conclude that Aparicio had better range, but Omar had better hands.

On another note, Omar stayed pretty consistently around 100 double plays turned during his full seasons. His highs were 108, 105 and 102, but he was nearly always around 100.

Aparicio’s best three seasons were 117, 104 and 102. He, also, was consistently around 100.

Here’s the short version of all three stats for Smith, just to be consistent. He debuted at age 23. Smith had eight seasons of more than 500 assists, topping out with 621, 555 and 549. In a full season, his greatest error totals were 25, 24 and 22. Smith’s best DP totals were 113 and 111 twice.

With 13 gold gloves, you can see why Smith may have been the best fielding shortstop ever.

Even if we conclude that Smith and Aparicio were the first- and second- best fielding shortstops ever, at third-best Vizquel would still get my vote for the hall of fame, if I had one.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Honest, I'm trying!

I have started a rather lengthy post about why former Cleveland Indians shortstop Omar Vizquel belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame. I had hoped to post it here tonight, on the eve of his return to Cleveland with the San Francisco Giants, but it will have to wait till tomorrow.

I'd also like to finish a post about what an interesting start the new Vertigo "House of Mystery" comic book is. Two issues in, it's got me hooked. I'll get around to that, too.

A few weeks ago, I promised myself that I'd do a post having something to do with the week's comics on Fridays. Since the new comics come out Wednesdays, that gives me two days to read and digest what I find. So far, I am something like 0 for 3 weeks.

Friday, June 20, 2008

If you were wondering why Americans are fat ...

... here's an interesting article, complete with pictures that shows how portion sizes have changed over the years.

Coke bottles, for example, used to be 8 ounces. Then, 12-ounce cans became the standard. Now, it's 20-ounce bottles.

I, for one, remember when the medium McDonald's drinks were larges, and the smalls were the mediums, for what it's worth.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

For those of you who have never read anything by Theodore Sturgeon ...

... here's your chance.

It was turned into a short film in Canada, which you can read about here.

And, if you are curious, here's a teaser clip from the movie.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

DHP again

Here is the June issue of Dark Horse Presents. It's Issue 11, if you are counting. I haven't looked at it yet, but since I have been noting it every month when I think of it ...

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Surfing the Interstate highways

It was almost a railroad bed before it became sort of the first interstate highway.

When I started noodling around for interesting things about the interstate highways, I discovered that the much-maligned Pennsylvania Turnpike was a sort of precursor of the interstates. It was built in the 1930's and opened in 1940, a decade or so before the official highway system project in the United States was formalized.

"When the Pennsylvania Turnpike opened in 1940, it was the first long-distance rural highway in the United States and was popularly known as the "tunnel highway" because of the seven mountain tunnels along its route," Wikipedia states.

What motorists drive on today, however, started out as a railroad bed.

Here's some of the pre-history of the Pennsylvania Turnpike:

According to the Web site www.pumpwarehouse.com, the Pennsylvania Turnpike began life as a railroad, which was started in the 1880s but was never finished. In fact, four-and-a-half miles of tunnels were completed under seven mountains from Laurel Mountain to Blue Mountain.

William Vanderbilt envisioned a high-speed rail line going across Pennsylvania as a way to connect the east coast with Pittsburgh and points west because he could not get competitive freight rates from other lines, the site states.

It was to be called "The South Pennsylvania Railroad," according to a turnpike history at the following link (http://users.zoominternet.net/~jamieo/Turnpike_Page.htm).

After the surveying was complete, work began on a two-track road bed to have nine tunnels, according to pahighways.com. Excavation began on the tunnels in early 1884. Thousands of workers dug the tunnels for $1.25 for a 10 hour day. The construction continued through 1884 and 1885; however, trouble for the project was starting in New York.

“Banker J. Pierpont Morgan won a seat on the board of Vanderbilt's New York City & Hudson River Railroad. Morgan, with the President of the NYC&HRRR, sold the right-of-way to George B. Roberts, President of the Pennsylvania Railroad (a competing line) and work stopped immediately. A total of $10 million had been spent and 26 workers lost their lives. The unfinished project came to be known as ‘Vanderbilt's Folly,’" the Web site states.

Nine tunnels were partially bored and 120 miles of roadbed were graded, the turnpike page site states.

Pumpwarehouse.com states Vanderbilt abandoned the project July 1, 1885, leaving four-and-a-half miles of half-finished tunnels and miles of graded right-of-way.

A part of the right-of-way was used for the Pittsburgh, Westmoreland, and Somerset short line railroad, pahighways.com adds. The PW&S also completed one of the nine tunnels.

None of the other tunnels had been finished when the project was shut down, but workers said that some were close enough to hear crews in the other section. Most of the line reverted to nature with water filling many of the tunnels, the site states.

At the time of the line's demise, an engineer said, "And here, for the time being, and probably for a long time to come, is smothered the best line of railroad between the Ohio Valley and the Atlantic that has ever been or can be projected, built, or operated," the site adds.

According to Wikipedia, in the 1930's, some people who remembered playing on the right-of-way and in the tunnels lobbied the Pennsylvania legislature to study making an "all-weather" highway using Vanderbilt's abandoned right-of-way.

This led to the eventual formation of the Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission and the construction of today's turnpike, Wikipedia states. The original turnpike used most of Vanderbilt's right-of-way and several of the half-finished tunnels for the turnpike. The size of the existing single-track bores, and the available technology of the time dictated that the turnpike tunnels also be single-bore, with one lane of traffic in each direction.

(The picture I linked to above shows the western portal of Rays Hill Tunnel in1884. One site said it was Andrew Carnegie standing in the middle. I have no idea if it was. He never told me he was there, anyway.)

One of these days I'll get around to telling the story of how the "Penna. Turnpike," as the road signs call it, was actually built.

"The Happening"

"The Happening" may be too gruesome for everyone, but this review recommends it to M. Night Shaymalan fans.

And, while you are there, you can check out a review of a relatively new baseball book, too.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Frank Cho is my CHOice for She-Hulk


Can we Pleeeeeeease get Frank Cho to draw an issue or two of "She Hulk?" Please?

This is not the best example, but it's the only one I could find. It's from the "Hulk Giant-Size Special."

Look up "Frank Cho" and you'll see why he is, frankly, my choice for almost any comic I am reading. But especially "She Hulk."

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Box score silliness

Monday's Indians-Tigers game had some unusual stats in the box score, mostly because Tigers starting pitcher Dontrelle Willis has such awful control.
* Ben Francisco and Victor Martinez both scored two runs, but neither got a hit. (They both walked twice.)
* The Indians scored eight runs, but got only six hits. (Five walks helped, though.)
* Willis threw 64 pitches, but only 27 for strikes. (Normally, a 2:1 ratio of strikes to balls is optimal.)
* Brent Clevlen doesn't play for Cleveland, even though his name is pronounced almost the same.
And, the even more unusual item:
* Rafael Betancourt pitched a scoreless inning!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Surfing the Interstate highways

Here's an interesting picture of the Pennsylvania Turnpike in 1942. It doesn't look like it's gotten much wider, does it?

Sunday, June 8, 2008

A program about Pete Seeger


Maybe this is on near you. It looks like I missed it. It's a PBS "American Masters" program about folk singer Pete Seeger. I have lots of his CDs. I mean lots. I am sorry I didn't see it. I have to start paying more attention to PBS, I guess.

Anyway, there's a little preview that probably sums up most of the biography. I'd recommend watching it even if you have no idea who Pete Seeger is. As important is he was in 20th Century American music, you probably should.

For those of you who prefer YouTube, here's a clip of the program on which I first saw him. I am not old enough to have watched "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" when it first aired, of course, but I saw the re-run years ago.

The Smothers Brothers wanted to have Pete perform on their show, but CBS censored the song he played, a Vietnam War protest song called "Waist Deep in the Big Muddy." The outcry was so great, Seeger came back on a later episode and performed the song, among some other historical folk songs. This link shows that performance. It runs a little over seven minutes, but is worth watching.

The Smothers' show looks pretty tame by today's standards, but in its day it really pushed the envelope of what could be on TV. Seeger was a part of that.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Surfing the interstate highways

Do you know where you're going?

I was playing around on Wikipedia today, and I found a bunch of interesting articles about the interstate highway system. I intend to start posting about that material here occasionally.

I have always found roads and maps fascinating, from the days when I was a small child and my family went on vacation. My dad and I used to argue about directions and I was always right.

The construction of roads, the replacement of old highways with interstates and the road signs that mark them were all profound interests from my childhood.

So, here's the first in a series of undetermined length of posts about highways.

This site (which is not Wikipedia, just for the record) shows how interstate highway shields showing route numbers have changed in size, shape and font since they were introduced. Isn't it amazing that someone has started a Web site just for this? The introduction:

The Interstate highway shield has undergone a few revisions since its first appearance in 1958, with subsequent modifications made in 1961, 1972, 1979, 1988, and 2000 to the Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices (MUTCD). Some states adhere to these signage standards, while others have opted to use older shield specifications. Generally speaking, the primary changes to the shield involved enlarging the shield to accommodate bigger numerals and/or the elimination of the state name.

There's actually an oddity in the numbering of the highway in the image beside this posting. A leftover, musty official Marvel Comics No-Prize will go to the first person who figures out what is unusual about this one and posts the right answer in the comments section. (Hint: the answer is not on the interstate-guide site)

Oil up, oil down

Here's a link from someone who says high oil prices may not be here to stay and explains why.

To save you a lot of reading, if you don't want to do it, here's one of the salient points:

A similar scenario occurred following the price explosion in the 1970s and early 1980s. The price spike caused the world to cut back sharply on oil consumption. By the mid-80s, oil prices had fallen from almost $40 to around $15. They remained extremely low for two decades.

I am a little afraid to be too optimistic, but the article sure makes a lot of sense to me. I'd guess it will be a while before the crash happens, though.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

What the hell?

I offer this without comment.

What are the Cleveland Indians missing?

In the 1990s Cleveland Indians had a roster filled with stars. By comparison, the current team shows why it isn’t a similar perennial powerhouse.

1990s teams

In the Hall of Fame:

  • Eddie Murray
  • Dave Winfield

Probable future Baseball Hall of Famers:

  • Manny Ramirez
  • Jim Thome
  • Roberto Alomar

Players who might be in the Hall of Fame someday:

  • Omar Vizquel
  • Orel Hershiser
  • Dennis Martinez
  • Jeff Kent
  • Jack Morris

Players who might be considered for the Hall if they had stayed healthy:

  • Albert Belle

Players who won’t be considered for the Hall, but who were among the best at their position while in Cleveland:

  • Travis Fryman
  • Matt Williams
  • Kenny Lofton
  • Charles Nagy
  • Sandy Alomar
  • Bartolo Colon
  • Albert Belle
  • Carlos Baerga
  • David Justice
  • Juan Gonzales

The jury is still out on the current crop of Indians, because who knows which players will develop.

But, as it looks now, the best bet for historically great players might be C.C. Sabathia, Victor Martinez and Grady Sizemore. But, are any of them potential Hall of Famers? The best bet is probably Sabathia, but the other two are definitely already in the “among the best” category.”

From 2004-2006, Travis Hafner would make the list as one of the best players in the league at Designated Hitter.

Let’s not forget Brandon Phillips, who was traded away before he became a 30-homer, 30-stolen base player who plays great defense for Cincinnati. He’d probably make that list, too.

There’s a big dropoff after that.

An argument might be made for Cliff Lee or Jake Westbrook, but they’d definitely be, at best, a notch below the best pitchers in the game. Maybe Fausto Carmona will join the others, but right now, he’s a one-year success story.

Is anybody else on the current roster more than a good player?

Casey Blake, Jhonny Peralta, Franklin Gutierrez, David Delucci, Paul Byrd, Joe Borowski and Ryan Garko are all good players, but aren’t stars.

These guys join a list of complimentary players that dot the Indians roster in recent years who played way more than they would have if they had been with the team in the 1990s. That list would also include: Ben Broussard, Coco Crisp, Ronnie Belliard, Eduardo Perez, Jason Michaels, Jody Gerut, Aaron Boone and Milton Bradley.

Every team has it’s share of “he’ll do” players who hold the position until someone better comes along. It just seems like, in recent years, the Indians have pushed a lot of these guys into starting roles.

The bottom line: It’s no wonder the Indians aren’t winning like they used to. They just don’t have the players.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Go vote for Paul and Storm

I received this e-mail from the Paul and Storm list:

MASTERS OF SONG FU - CRUNCH TIME!
As mentioned in our previous e-mail, we're taking part in a songwriting contest being sponsored by Quick Stop Entertainment called "Masters of Song Fu". Here is the link to the contest, with all the details:
http://tinyurl.com/4tzk7m
The short version: we were given the task to write the theme song to a fictional TV show about ourselves. Our finished song can be found here:
http://www.paulandstorm.com/lyrics/theme-song/
...or, to listen to the song directly, go here:
http://www.paulandstorm.com/sounds/newstuff/PaulandStorm-ThemeSong.mp3
Now, WE NEED YOUR HELP! Our song is in competition against the work of the other two Masters, Jonathan Coulton and Doc Hammer. The top two vote getting Masters move on to the next round, and as of this writing, we're in 3rd place by about 100 votes (after a strong early showing).
There are roughly 6,000 of you on this mailing list, and although many of you are Coulton fans (who may have already voted for Jonathan, and that's fine), many of you are not--so it's time to mobilize our Secret Army of Fans to propel us into 2nd place, at least. (We love Doc's "The Venture Bros." to death, but business is business) Please take a moment between now and Thursday to go to the Quick Stop link listed above, and vote for whichever song you think is best. (Hopefully, that's us, but please vote what's in your heart) And remember, you can only vote once, and voting closes Thursday, June 5th. Please help us to semi-victory in this essentially meaningless competition! Besides: if we move on to Round 2, it'll force our lazy butts to write another song...

Now that you know why and have the links — Go vote for Paul and Storm! If they lose by three votes, I'll hold my readers responsible. All three of you.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

While we are on the subject of Haywood Banks

TOAST!

Irony, irony, irony

Mexico drug smugglers make Jesus statue out of coaiane
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico (Reuters) - U.S. customs officials have seized a statue of Jesus Christ made from plaster mixed with cocaine -- the latest sophisticated attempt to smuggle drugs from Mexico.

Anybody think maybe the giant "Big Butter" Jesus statue north of Cincinnati on I-75 (as noted by comedian Haywood Banks) is going to be under investigation?

The Yahoo! article also tells us:
The average price of a gram of pure cocaine in the United States is around $130, according to U.S. government data.

Can you imagine "Big Butter's" street value?