Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, because no building can contain that much awesomeness.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris is bitten by a vampire, the vampire turns into Chuck Norris.
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